being a DM in Dungeons and Dragons
1 day ago with 652 notes
oh wow. it's a fanblog. woooooooooo,
nope I don't think there is more to say.
you however are allowed to talk to me about EVERYTHING.
I think “swearing” or “cussing” is okay as long as you don’t mean to offend or insult anyone.
Like, if you used “Aw shit” or “God damn” or “Oh fuck me” as an expression, it’s okay. I don’t think it hurts anyone. Shit means poop. Fuck means screw.
If you ask me, “bad words or phrases” are the…
1 day ago with 1,178 notes
so yesterday i mentioned that i wanted boyrfriend jeans to my mom and now she’s going through my brothers closet for a pair he never uses
oH MY GOD THEY ARE SO COMFORTABLE IM NEVER BUYING PANTS IN THE WOMANS DEPARTMENT AGAIN
I MEAN LOOK
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
I CAN PROBABLY FIT A BABY IN THEM
Welcome to the winning team, we have pants.
1 day ago with 54,691 notes
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
1 day ago with 28,696 notes